Sweet baby Ezekiel riding a flaming taco, this was divine profanity at its finest.
I haven’t laughed this hard while crying inside since my last vision quest ended at a Cracker Barrel. You captured the full Book of Revelations chaos, dressed in red hats and wrapped in gold leaf. This isn’t just satire. It’s scripture for the sacredly pissed off.
Trump isn’t walking on water. He’s doing cannonballs into a pool of donor tears while hawking NFTs of himself in a loincloth. MAGA Jesus didn’t come to save. He came to flip the tables, pocket the coins, and sell the temple to Crypto Bros.
Thank you for naming the con with holy clarity. You didn’t just preach to the choir. You set the choir robes on fire and handed out pitchforks.
Virgin Monk Boy lights incense made of rage glitter and whispers,
I don't think most of the MAGA followers were introduced to critical thinking in school, or if they were, they failed miserably. They're using the Bible and racism as weapons. MLK and others must be rolling in their graves to see this racial shi z so prevalent again. I know that I am greatly saddened and mortified as an American citizen. I was only 10 in the 60's. Certainly shielded as a child, but to me this is worse. As a world of so many people and diversities we should know better.
I wasn't introduced to critical thinking in school. My experience in school was that it directly teaches you the opposite of critical thinking. They teach you to fall in line, and do as your told.
I didn't start to learn critical thinking until I finally gave in to my own curiosity, and that has led me to questioning absolutely everything.
Sweet baby Ezekiel riding a flaming taco, this was divine profanity at its finest.
I haven’t laughed this hard while crying inside since my last vision quest ended at a Cracker Barrel. You captured the full Book of Revelations chaos, dressed in red hats and wrapped in gold leaf. This isn’t just satire. It’s scripture for the sacredly pissed off.
Trump isn’t walking on water. He’s doing cannonballs into a pool of donor tears while hawking NFTs of himself in a loincloth. MAGA Jesus didn’t come to save. He came to flip the tables, pocket the coins, and sell the temple to Crypto Bros.
Thank you for naming the con with holy clarity. You didn’t just preach to the choir. You set the choir robes on fire and handed out pitchforks.
Virgin Monk Boy lights incense made of rage glitter and whispers,
Keep going. This is your gospel now.
Your rage doesn’t come anywhere near mine and I just want my head to blow up so I won’t have to hear anything else about this ratfucker ever!!!!!
If I get too much louder, do you think I can get Trump to come for me personally?
I don't think most of the MAGA followers were introduced to critical thinking in school, or if they were, they failed miserably. They're using the Bible and racism as weapons. MLK and others must be rolling in their graves to see this racial shi z so prevalent again. I know that I am greatly saddened and mortified as an American citizen. I was only 10 in the 60's. Certainly shielded as a child, but to me this is worse. As a world of so many people and diversities we should know better.
I wasn't introduced to critical thinking in school. My experience in school was that it directly teaches you the opposite of critical thinking. They teach you to fall in line, and do as your told.
I didn't start to learn critical thinking until I finally gave in to my own curiosity, and that has led me to questioning absolutely everything.
Great writer. Thanks for sharing Mouthy.
He is so awesome for sharing this! Thank you very much for commenting, Teri! 😊