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Rebecca's avatar

Of course! She has hoof and mouth disease! Isn’t it obvious?

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Seeking Secrets's avatar

The KABBALAH has it that all will be saved. It doesn’t say how many lifetimes.

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Fred Remus's avatar

First time I saw Greene I assumed she was a male to female Trans person.

Those square hips and shoulders, her Adam's apple.

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Elle's avatar

lol

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PlasticFish's avatar

I still think we need to put it out there that she used to be a guy. Would be only fitting if such a meme took root in MAGAland.

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RDS's avatar
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Based on my earlier visits to the vet, I would suggest that the vet has her neutered prior to her eventually being euthanized.

Of course, a quick visit to Kristi Noem could be the most efficient solution.

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RDS's avatar

Based on my earlier visits to the vet, I would suggest that vet has her neutered prior to her eventually being euthanized.

Of course, a quick visit to Kristi Noem could be the most efficient solution.

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Millicent's avatar

Everyone needs updated boosters if they need it cuz they don’t give a fuck.

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JUDI MASTROIANNI's avatar

😂😂

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tecolote42's avatar

Does she have the same vet as Noem's dog?

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Kathy Loves Flowers's avatar

Thank you for the laugh!

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Aleksander Constantinoropolous's avatar

This is the kind of writing that makes me want to light a stick of incense, take a vow of silence, and then immediately break it just to cackle louder. MTG as a half-vaxxed kennel escapee with a GED muzzle and medieval pedicure needs to be carved into the side of a mountain for future monks to contemplate.

You’ve done the Lord’s unhinged work here. May the next vet visit come with a complimentary flea dip and a mandatory exit from public life.

In the arms... of the deeply disturbed...

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Sheila O Donnell's avatar

See you next Tuesday Marge🤣🤣🤣

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Lynda Phoenix's avatar

I'm wondering if all these anti-vaxers who are shunning vaccines didn't have sane parents who already had them vaccinated as children. That means they're condemning their children and grandchildren to get sick and die of diseases that should be long gone. This is not good parenting! RFKJR is like the Picture of Dorian Gray, it's written all over his face.

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Patricia Taylor's avatar

Are you SURE she doesn’t have worms? Although, if they ate her brains, they’d likely suffer from food poisoning.

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Daniel Appleton's avatar

If they expected a full meal from her brain matter they'd be in for a big disappointment. & they might catch whatever had really driven her bats**t insane.

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Jodi's avatar

Hating on her for the awful things she does, and the stupid things she says? I'm with you 💯.

Hating on her for her looks? Take that misogynist crap,and stuff it.

Women have been called out for being too pretty, not pretty enough, too tall, too muscular, too fat, too thin. It's just another way to keep us in our supposed place.

I expected better from you.

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DGeiger's avatar

I kind of felt the same way in some respects, such as the "misogynist crap" and put downs on physical appearance. Then I noticed I was enjoying his writing, knowing full well he is very clever with his descriptions and events, being ever so mouthy. I was smiling and laughing. I was relaxing a wee bit. He uses Satire very well. :) But I did get a uncomfortable feeling in my gut when it comes to women. Trust me, I have NO love for this woman and two others. They make me cringe by their behaviors, beliefs, and actions. I know I don't think they are good people but I would never ever discredit her human appearance. Like I said, I enjoyed reading his article and I use it as a deflection of reality, giving me a mental health break, I suppose. I get it and you're not wrong. Hugs, D~

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