MTG's Vaccination Status is Between Her and Her Veterinarian
Shots or Not? She's Refusing to Disclose It
Marjorie Taylor Greene is a tumbling, tumbling dickweed.
She’s said so many stupid things during her career as a politician, she makes George W. Bush look like a Rhodes Scholar. The only notable politicians with a lower IQ than she has are Lauren “I passed my GED on the 4th time” Boobert, and of course, the Man, the Myth, the Remedial Repuglican’t, Dumb-Old Trump.
But damn, MTG takes the cake. Obviously.
Between shooting feral pigs from a helicopter, to her crazy rants about Jewish space lasers, most people couldn’t give less of a damn about her vaccination status. If she dies from a measles outbreak or something else completely preventable, the scenario that RFK Jr seems to prefer, one thing is certain:
It’s nobody’s business what Large Marge does for her own health. That’s between her and her veterinarian.
I’m all for it. If Sir-Woofs-a-lot wants to neglect her vaccinations and harm her health, that’s on her. Short of a voice box removal to stop her loud, ignorant, MAGA barking, I support anything she chooses not to do.
Let’s test the whole “All Dogs Go to Heaven” theory. I have my doubts.
Just leave me the hell out of her reproductive choices. I can’t think of a worse job in the medical field than having to be a Georgian gyno doctor for Marj. As Bob Barker used to famously say, “Remember, Folks: Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed and neutered.”
Now, excuse me while I go vomit that visual out of my head. Someone use one of those memory erasers on me that they used in Men in Black.
Rumor has it, the last time she visited Dr. Do-Little, he had serious questions about whether or not she’d gotten her rabies booster. With that angry, snarling disposition on Capitol Hill, certain questions must be asked. The good news, though, she wasn’t suffering from worms.
All of that goddamn Ivermectin she’s been taking has paid off. So, why the long face, Mrs. Ed?
But there were other issues to deal with, according to Snoop Photog, no relation to the herb-smoking legend of the Long Beach/Compton area. I’m talking about the sneaky paparazzi fella who follows Marginal around. LBC? I think you mean SPCA.
The Society for the Prevention of Criminal Assholes.
In touch with the ground, he’s on the hunt, he’s after her. She smells like a hound, attracting flies in a crowd, and she’s hungry like the wolf. Someone kibble a bitch, already.
But damn, just steer clear of those hooves. I can’t imagine a worse thing for her pet vet to have to deal with than toenail maintenance. But again, that’s between her and her doc. I imagine medieval-style tools are involved.
It’s hard enough to deal with pet toenail clippers for
, so I let the professionals handle it. That little Dremel tool they use has her in and out in five to ten minutes. Though I imagine on Dumb and Dumber, it would take hours, with those lobster toes of hers.Again, her vaccination choices should be private. Whatever Dr. Do-Little and Margie-Dooby-Do decide is between them. They might want to look into her kennel cough, though. That can affect other members of Congress.
As well as her lack of grooming. Perhaps a buzz cut, for the upcoming summer season. An egg in her Alpo could make her coat shinier. She needs some sort of makeover. High-mileage Barbie has seen her better days.
And a little advice, Ruff-Tan-Tan: Steer clear of Kristi Noem. She’s probably packin’ heat, and I doubt you’ve had your distemper shot. ICE ICE Barbie is more of a “Shoot first, consider dog training later” kind of asshole.
We don’t need another incident at the Capitol involving stupid motherfuckers and guns. Cosplay Krusti fancies herself as an American Badass, but she’s more fake than Bob Ritchie. You know Bob as Kid Rock, who grew up living on a Michigan estate but fancies himself as a trailer-trash rapper who married Pamela Anderson.
And he likes hanging out with Traitor Trump. He’s a recent photo of the two after the ‘Murican Lard-Ass signed yet another executive order that undoubtedly fucked over yet another marginalized group of people. Only Dog knows why.
Marge Stumpson needs to enjoy her right to medical privacy while she still can. Robert F. Kennedy Jr, AKA the Worm Motel, is likely to get rid of HIPAA policies soon. He’s already made public calls for a national autism registry. That should scare the living fuck out of you.
You know who else made public registries for marginalized groups of people? The fucking Nazis, during the Holocaust.
If this were to come to pass, Marj would likely be one of the first to go. Her lobster toes would be considered a physical defect. And god forbid, they X-ray her melon and find out how rotten that undersized brain-fruit of hers is. It’s fermented and changed for the worse long ago.
Then they’d have to euthanize her. So I suppose it wouldn’t be a total loss. They could get Sarah McLachlan to perform at her funeral.
“In the arms… of… the demons…”
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Sorry MTG, but It’s too late to get a rabies vaccine after you’ve already caught the disease and transmitted it to other people. But please try to stop biting other people, at least while you’re contagious.
You are the first person that sounds very similar to my rants!!!!!! Look forward to reading your posts everyday!!