Ped-Old Trump is a Lying Sack of Shit

I can’t wait until that mouth closes for good. It will have been long overdue. Photo: Bluesky

Tell me if you’ve heard this one before:

How can you tell when Donald Trump is lying? Whenever you see his lips moving.

I saw a meme first thing this morning that made me laugh. It was so pathetic, I couldn’t help not to. Most would find it infuriating. But when you write about the Fluorescent Fuhrer daily like I do, you get used to the constant flow of bullshit coming out of his burger-hole.

It’s not a stretch to think that even he believes his own bullshit.

And now he’s in poor health, supposedly. He’s trying to play on our sympathy for his poor widdle swollen cankles. He’s pulling one out of Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein’s Pedo Playbook:

When you’re about to go down for rape, just pretend you’re sick.

Give this one a listen, and you’ll see what I mean. I appreciate you lending me your ears. It’s a wonderful Sunday, and I have better shit to do than to fixate on Donnie Diaper Sniper’s constant bullshit lies. I hope you do, too.

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