We Need MAGA’s Help to Destroy Pedo Trump

This Shit Won’t Happen if We Don’t Work Together

There’s a common denominator between Epstein and the Pedo Prez. And we must be open to it.

This isn’t going to be an easy one for some of you to read. I get it. I hate everything MAGA stands for. But I hate something else more:

Willfully ignorant, pathologically lying, racist, bigoted, child-rapists like Donald Trump.

Sure, we’ve had to hear MAGA’s boastful gloating for the better part of a decade. We’ve grown weary of their idiotic, tin-foil hat-wearing conspiracy theories. Plus, there’s the whole “Fuck your feelings” bullshit. But one thing is clear:

We cannot rid ourselves of the cancer that Traitor Trump is without their help. But let me clarify what I mean by “their” help.

I’m talking about the MAGAs who are snapping out of their decade-long coma. The ones who are tossing their red Solo cups full of orange Fool-Aid onto the ground, not the inbred fuckwits still sucking it straight from Mango Mussolini’s ample man-boobs. I mean the people who hate child abusers and rapists as much as we blue-voting folks with common sense do.

I’d rather they be late to the shindig than throw their own white-sheet party in the woods around a bonfire. And I’m not talking about a toga party.

Sadly, some people will elevate their racism and bigotry ahead of defending children who have been sexually abused by Tronald Dump and Jeffrey Shitstein. And don’t get it wrong. They’re CHILDREN. Not “underage women.”

Get the fuck out of my face with that bullshit phrasing.

About a decade ago, Spray Tan Shitler was quoted as saying that he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and get away with it. That his die-hard supporters wouldn’t give a shit about it. These early stages of Cult 45 reminded us that Trump lacked morals and was all about putting on a show.

He demonstrated that during his first presidential term. Four years of King Nothing led to a weak, more divided America. And these first six months of Trump 2.0, Electric Boogaloo, have been exponentially worse. It’s been a complete dumpster fire of an administration.

I prefer the term “regime.” We’re getting ever-closer to The Handmaid’s Tale.

But we’ve been tossed one hell of a political softball pitch. As it’s lobbed ever so gently toward pissed off, fed-up Americans, it’s our duty to swing hard and knock Trump’s tiny dick in the dirt. But I’m worried about a giant swing and a miss.

We have to knock the shit out of the Pedo Prez and keep him down. It will require teamwork.

This is why we need to embrace reformed MAGA folks. Not the posers who are on the fence, trying to decide. I’m talking about the ones who are all-in, finally ready to give up on Dorito Cheesus and admit that they were wrong. If it takes child rape allegations being proved to be true, so be it.

At least there’s SOMETHING that finally flips the fucking switch for them.

I know that forgiveness isn’t easy for most people. When you’ve been betrayed by voters not once but twice in ten years, that’s not an easy pill to swallow. But it’s a necessary one if we plan to rid our country of the worst human being in U.S. political history.

It’s been proven that we can’t do this without them.

One only has to look at where we are here in July 2025. Trump has control of both sides of Congress. He has a majority of his store-bought Supreme Court. He seems to have a new scandal every week, sometimes more than one happening at once.

And he’s still lying and rambling on, serving up his typical seizure salad-style speeches that make zero sense. Sir Psycho Syphilis doesn’t seem to be any closer to being brought to justice than on Day One, when he signed dozens of executive orders to ignite the dumpster fire of a historically awful administration.

But the people are pissed. We’ve had millions of hard-working Americans protesting in the streets. It feels as if change is happening. It seems like revolution is just weeks, days, or even minutes from happening.

But we need more allies. We have to welcome MAGA to the party, even if they are abysmally late to it.

We have to practice what we preach when it comes to the acceptance we demand for immigrants, minorities, LGBTQ folks, and women. If we don’t accept former Trump supporters’ apologies and their offer to help bring down Groper Cleveland, we’ll never complete this mission. And it must be won.

This woman is the type of reformed MAGA person I’m looking for. She realized that things started sounding fishy, did her research, and had a change of heart. The more she researched, she realized that she was dead-ass wrong about so many MAGA-related things. Check it out:

@thetnholler“I was a lifelong born and bred Republican. I didn’t believe fact-checkers… then I found out I was wrong. Republicans lie a whole lot more, and a whole lot bigger.”

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The midterms of 2026 won’t be won if we’re too proud to embrace people like this who have turned against Trump-Stein. He called them “weaklings” yesterday, in his typical rage-tweeting against anyone he perceives as his enemy. How dare they want answers about this Epstein client list? He’s used to MAGA being a bunch of blind sheeple.

He already has their votes. He was put into power because of their cultish following. Now he’s pissed off because some of them are waking up.

Donald Dick is a user. A soulless black-hole of a billionaire who doesn’t give a fuck about anyone other than himself and a few wealthy supporters who keep him in office and out of the prison cell he deserves to be in. He doesn’t give a damn if your family lives or dies.

If you’re waking up from the trance that he’s put you in over the past decade, I applaud you. If you’re starting to realize that he doesn’t have a plan for reducing inflation, providing affordable health care, and keeping the streets of America safe from the domestic terrorists known as ICE, good for you. He also will not be releasing the Epstein files and the client list that his worthless name is all over.

I welcome you to being on the right side of history. But let me make this crystal fucking clear to those who defect from MAGA to the blue side: We’ll be watching you with careful eyes. We will require that you follow through with your commitment to helping us bring him down. This isn’t an “All is automatically forgiven” moment.

You have a lot to prove, goddamnit.

But this Mouthy Renegade Writer is willing to give you a chance to do it. We’ve been preaching about acceptance for ALL people. The Democratic Party has room for you, and the Mouthy Militia will need more soldiers to enlist if we hope to finally nail this slippery orange asswipe to the wall.

If presidential pedophilia is finally the breaking point for you, so be it. If you refuse to accept a child rapist as your president, we have that in common. Join us and let’s fight this fascist fuck-stain together.

We’ll need your votes in 2026 and 2028 to finally kill this white nationalist MAGA bullshit. I hope my fellow Americans are open to forgiveness and will embrace togetherness. If we allow our pride and anger to rule, then we’re doomed.

I don’t want to keep sucking shit from a garbage human like Donald Trump. How about you?

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