Ukraine Bombs the Shit Out of Russia With Drone Warfare
They Taught a Master Class to Putin Yesterday
“With so much drama in the U.S.A., it’s kind of hard being Vlad D.O. Double Z…”
Admit it, you read that in Snoop Dogg’s voice, didn’t you? Good, then mission accomplished. Sort of like the one Ukraine was able to accomplish yesterday on Mother Russia’s soil. They came to do vodka shots and kick ass.
And they were all out of vodka.
Plus, they didn’t even have to blow up apartment buildings, schools, and hospitals to get it done. You should take some notes, Putie Pie. War is bullshit anyway, but doubly so when you target civilians, you cruel, Gollum-looking bear-jockey.
Ukraine delivered a mighty dick-punch to Russia in the most surgical of ways on Sunday. Following the largest drone attack from Ivan Drago’s homeland the day before, Ukrainian forces got revenge by destroying dozens of Russian warplanes parked at air bases thousands of miles from the front lines. This was one of Kyiv’s most ballsy, sophisticated counterattacks since the beginning of the war.
They had Putin’s Propaganda Puppets on the ropes, like this:
And talk about leaving a mark. Holy shit.
40 Russian aircraft were destroyed, according to reports. The operation, dubbed “Spiderweb,” saw drones hit targets across most of Russia, including in Belaya, which is closer to Japan than it is to Ukraine, and at a base in Olenya, near Murmansk in the Arctic Circle.
Sorry, Putin’s not home right now, he’s crying because of Spiderwebs, so leave a message and he’ll call you back.
There’s No Doubt that he’s losing those last little fringe hairs around his evil, maniacal dome because of the stress of this massive attack. The Mr. Burns of Eurasia is saying anything but “EXCELLENT…” while hunched over, twiddling his fingers together right now. Though he is likely to release the hounds in retaliation.
Which is my point about war: It’s bullshit. The two sides fight back and forth, a metaphorical, “My rocket is bigger than your rocket, let me show you by blowing up your roads, bridges, buildings, and people.” Anything to assert dominance and prove that greed means more to you than humanity.
And that you don’t have a tiny, orange pee-pee, or Short-Man’s Syndrome.
Seriously, have you SEEN the amount of land Russia occupies compared to Ukraine? How many square miles of country does one evil dictator actually NEED? I thought Trump was the epitome of greed and wet-dream conquest, but holy balls, check this shit out:
Russia has almost double the land mass of the United States, and its more-educated, better-mannered cousins from the north, Canada. So why in the hell have they been playing an ill-advised game of “Fuck Around and Find Out” with Ukraine for the past few years? Especially when the much smaller bordering country is only 603,700 sq/km in size?
Because, greed, that’s why.
The same reason Americans are allowing a wannabe, fake gangster dictator to burn our country to the ground. Because of cultish, stubborn, blind loyalty to Phony Soprano, and their embrace of racism, they allow Captain Grabby-hands to steal their tax money. He’s also defunding social programs that honest, hard-working Americans depend on.
And sadly, the citizens on the right side of history don’t get a goddamn say in the matter. Just like our Russian counterparts. The people of Ukraine. Palestinians, Israelis, and any other group of people who don’t want war, conquest, and death, only freedom to live and thrive.
War doesn’t have a winner, just those who lose less than others.
Russia suffered some big losses yesterday, on the eve of peace negotiations that were to happen at a neutral site in Istanbul, Turkey. Delegates from both countries were set to meet today, though those meetings may very well be strained due to Ukraine striking with great vengeance and furious anger. It also hasn’t helped matters that Taco Trump has been inserting his unasked-for opinions into the mix.
The Trump administration was not given a heads-up about the operation, according to an administration official. Big shocker, there.
Pete Kegseth would have had war plans posted all over Reddit before you could say “Jack Daniels.” The Secretary of Defense (riiiiiight…) would have been passed out on his back, holding onto grass to avoid spinning off the Earth, minutes after hearing and relaying the information to all of his online “Bros.”
Somebody find a white-nationalist version of Betty Ford to dry this dipshit out in. I’m sure they have one in Mississippi or Northern Idaho.
The strikes sent a clear message to Russia that Ukraine is still full of piss and vinegar, more than three years since Russia’s unprovoked invasion. Kyiv has accused Ras-Putin of not intending to end the war as Moscow increases its attacks and offensive ops. This included launching its largest drone assault on Ukraine since the war began overnight on Saturday.
Ukraine’s operation, more than a year and a half in the making, involved drones being smuggled into Russian territory and hidden in wooden mobile houses atop trucks, Trojan horse-style. They popped the roofs off remotely, like the bottles of champagne they celebrated with after the successful destruction of 40 aircraft. They eliminated about 1/3 of Russia’s strategic cruise missile carriers at its main air bases.
Russian officials labeled the brazen, highly successful attack as terrorism. Because, naturally, they did. “Hi Pot, I’m Kettle. I, too, am black.” It’s interesting to see that our Russian counterparts also employ the same hypocritical, gaslighting methods that the MAGA GOP does any time Trump does something ass-backwards to harm our nation.
And by “interesting,” I mean, “bullshit.”
I’m sick of Trump. I detest Putin. I want to live in a world where people know how to use their words and aren’t so damned greedy. Seriously, how much STUFF does one nation need?
Land. Minerals. Resources. Money. It’s all gonna burn, someday. Just like the cities of Russia, Ukraine, Israel, and Palestine are. Children are losing their schools. Hospitals are being destroyed. People are dying.
All because these governmental dicks can’t use their words and communicate their wants and desires clearly. Worse, they can’t handle being told “NO.” Talking to you, Mango Mussolini. You’re no better than Putin and the other terrorists destroying lives.
It just hasn’t happened on US soil. Yet. God save us all if it escalates to that point. Though our most feared enemy may not be Russian, North Korean, or Palestinian.
Our war may be (un)Civil in nature. Instigated by the dogshit human being “leading” our country.
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I have to admit a drone strike on taco largo would be really nice!
I respect the restraint you show when speaking of these inhuman ass-wipes.