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Trump is the Most Insecure Baby-Dick on the Planet
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Trump is the Most Insecure Baby-Dick on the Planet

He's Always Pissing His Pampers About EVERYTHING That's Said About Him
Nobody wants to hear you whine and cry like a bitch, Donald Douche. Do America a favor and shut the fuck up, already.

Talk about a goddamn snowflake… Someone call him a WAHHHmbulance, already.

Traitor Trump is always whining and crying about bullshit. It’s exhausting having to watch the supposed leader of the free world acting like a petulant toddler. He must have no self-esteem whatsoever.

It’s probably because he’s hung like a pimple.

The Tangerine Twatsicle was ranting and raving at the ass-crack of dawn about Marjorie Taylor Greene’s interview on 60 Minutes last night. She didn’t have much nice to say about Spray-Tan Shitler. She mentioned that MAGA GOP politicians make fun of HeavyWheezer Snooze behind his back.

And now Pee-Paw is pissed off again. Like fucking always.

In today’s episode of our podcast, I talk about what type of person gets fired up by words. And why that makes them a shitty world leader. Donnie Dementia is already losing his mind. Constant criticism of his lawless, criminal ways might just set him off enough for that long overdue fatal heart attack or stroke.

Here’s hoping. It’s beginning to sound a lot like Christmas. Let’s keep it up and hope that we receive the one gift we want this holiday season: A Trumptastic obituary.

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