Donald Trump Flees G7 Like a Little Bitch
And ICE is About to Run Out of Money
Once again, Donald Trump made an ass of himself on the world stage.
And didn’t even bother to stick around for the entire G7 summit. He handled it like the weak, untalented, do-nothing twat that he is. The real leaders in the room didn’t seem to mind a bit. Good fucking riddence.
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney and the other leaders from the U.K., France, Germany, Italy and Japan instead will be joined by Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky and NATO chief Mark Rutte to discuss the war on Ukraine by Vladimir Putin and Russia. You know, the aggressor in this war, no matter what Donnie Dementia seems to think about it. He’s been lobbying for Russia, like the traitor he is.
The Criminal-in-Chief on Monday stated that there would have been no war between Russia and Ukraine if G7 members hadn’t ousted Putin from the organization in 2014 for annexing Crimea. Never mind that he had no right to do so. Perhaps that’s what gave Mango Mussolini the idea of trying to take over Greenland and Canada.
Who knows what goes on in that empty, rotted, orange pumpkinhead of his.
Trump’s excuse for leaving the summit early was having to address the conflict between Israel and Iran. Back and forth bombings and missile attacks between the countries have been going on for the past week. Evidently, Trump seems to think he can broker a peace agreement.
The Shart-of-the-Deal has an overrated opinion of his own importance. And his dealmaking skills.
One only has to look at his severely flawed up-and-down tariffs. His market manipulations. The Trump cryptoscams. And now he’s damn near banktupted ICE.
With months left in the fiscal year, Mr. Tiny Parade Maker has spent over a billion dollars having his masked domestic terrorists chasing brown people and imprisoning hard-working, taxpaying immigrants. His promise to rid America of criminals and rapists hasn’t happened.
For best results, start in the White House and your administration, Dingleberry Dumbfuck.
After much blowback from his billionaire supporters, Trump acknowledged that arresting law-abiding immigrants who work in agriculture, hospitality, and restaurant businesses perhaps wasn’t the best idea. Pissing off wealthy supporters whose businesses suffer due to mass deportations isn’t in Trump’s best interests. He indicated that they’d intensify efforts to go after actual criminals, not those who are simply trying to earn a living and live their lives.
But you can’t trust a goddamn thing that comes out of his mouth. How can you tell when Trump is lying? When you see his mouth moving.
The fact that the organization is damn near out of money only 5 months into Trump’s second term speaks volumes about the evil work they’re doing. When your main goal is to rip family members away from children and loved ones, you’d have to be a sick fuck to want that job. I suspect that many of these masked asswipes are members of the January 6th goon squad.
You know, the ones that Trump pardoned for insurrection. Traitors to America.
They’ll call protesters and rioters “domestic terrorists.” The media will stop short of calling the man who executed a Democratic politician and her husband in their home this weekend a domestic terrorist. Ignorant, mouthbreathing MAGA morons will lie and gaslight about him being a Democrat, which has been disproven.
Democrats don’t hang out in social media groups that are racist, bigoted, sexist, and misogynistic. This fuck-stain did.
The “party of law and order” is anything but. The ones who used to piss and moan about liberty and wanting states rights versus government overreach have certainly made a 180 degree turn to support their racist Fluorescent Fuhrer. Christofascists everywhere are turning a blind eye to the teachings of Jesus in that book they put so much stock in.
It’s disgusting to see them elevated a douche canoe like Dorito Cheesus. Yet here the fuck we are.
One can only hope that the bankrupting of ICE brings some much-needed relief from the war on the American people. While Trump runs away from G7 like the neutered dog he is, tiny genitals tucked away, the real leaders can perhaps strategize and come up with a plan to deal with Russia’s attempt to take over Ukraine, Israel commiting ethnic cleansing on the Gaza Strip, and attacking Iran, provoking war in the Middle East.
Christ, I’m tired of all of this. Groper Cleveland is nothing but an instigator and an irritant. Like a scorching case of herpes, he flares up tension worldwide and shifts the blame to everyone other than himself. Nobody worth a damn supports this shit-show of an administration. This has to end.
The people have spoken. While he sat around listening to tanks squeaking by and counting tumbleweeds, America spoke up. 13,000,000 people turned out to the No Kings Protests.
We crushed his attendance numbers on Saturday. But we all knew that was going to happen. I heard that they finally tallied the final count at his small-dick-energy military parade:
8647.
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The monks of old used to say, “Flee not from the dragon, lest you become his tail.” But Trump? He flees like the tail itself. Spooked by a G7 brunch menu with too many syllables. Whispers peace while ICE torches what's left of our decency budget.
13 million hearts said “no more” and chanted louder than a MAGA tank could roll. That’s not just protest. That’s prophecy.
We don’t need his wall. We are building altars out of resistance. And the incense? Righteous rage, baby.
I cannot help but feel for some people in america but not all. The orange asshat has so degraded your standards. As another Canadian said, “ We will leave the porch light on. ❤️🇨🇦